Thursday, February 19, 2009

Michele Bachmann: American Dickhead: We're Running Out of Rich People

Michele Bachmann the Congressional Rep from Minnesota may be one of the greatest American Dickheads I have ever heard.  Here's the latest piece of nonsense which includes "we're running out of rich people. " The Richest Mothers in this Country received more tax breaks and paid less taxes during the 8 years of the Corporate Facsist Regime of George Bush and Dick Cheney than in anytime in the history of the country. What the hell are they drinking in Minnesota to keep electing this Dickhead?

Friday, September 7, 2007

Bush Fucks UP at the Summit! He's the Greatest Dickhead of All Time

George "the president Bush" continued his international ability to fuck up everything in a speech today in Australia. Bush called the conference OPEC instead of APEC and then thanked the host country for their "Austrian" soldiers in Iraq. Then he got into an argument with the South Korean President. Here's a link:

This guy is the greatest Dickhead of all time! And you wonder what excessive cocaine and alcohol use does to a Wasp!

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Whoopi Goldberg Defends Vick: The View is the Dickhead Show for Women

Just when you thought it was safe to watch ABC's The View because Rosie had left, Whoopi Goldberg basically comes up with an analysis that makes most black Americans want to shoot her. Whoopi argues that it was the "Southern Black Culture" that Vick grew up with that caused him to behave the way he did. She tried to argue it was sport to Southern Black People.

Charles Barkley said it best on ESPN a few days ago that he and many other black athletes didn't grow up in the best conditions but they didn't go out and kill dogs. He said that it had nothing to do with growing up black, poor or anything else it's Vick individual choice. He also said that he is tired of black athletes painting blacks with this so called cultural excuse because it wasn't true. Unfortunately, Whoopi Goldberg didn't get Barkley's message because that exactly what she is arguing.

Goldberg went on to compare this to certain Asian Cultures eating dogs and cats. Another intellectual statement by Goldberg. It will be interesting to see how long she lasts on the view and they thought Rosie crazy! The Dickheads just keeping coming don't they!

Friday, August 31, 2007

College Girls at San Diego State Don't Know When 9/11 Happened!

When you think it's safe to come out you find this. A reporter by the name of Dice asked these girls at San Diego State when 9/11 happened? You have to see it for yourself. Here's the link:

Why should any nation worry about us we are just too fucking dumb to do anything and you wonder why I call this site American Dickheads!!!!!!

Randi Rhodes: They are the GRAND OLD PERVERTS

On the Randi Rhodes Show a man who has had oral sex with Senator Larry "The Family Values" Craig talks. Rhodes calls the GOP: GRAND OLD PERVERTS!

The Larry Craig: I'm Not Gay Anymore Song

Well you knew it was going to happen so here it is: The Larry Craig I'm not gay anymore brought to you first by American Dickheads blogspot.

Larry Craig and I'm Not Gay with the Sock Puppets

Here it is folks the Larry Craig I'm Not Gay set to Music with the Sock Puppets. It's amazing that the Senate as usuall is funnier than Comedy Central but that damn stuff is real!